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    Ahhhh, shucks, thanks!

    Here's a limerick for you:

    There once was a fellow named Sarge,
    a fine lad known by and large.
    He made lassies squeal
    with a touch and a feel
    then showed them a robust discharge!

    And one for the OP:

    A man with a very hard wood,
    admired wherever he stood,
    looked for a naughty
    to polish his knotty
    and hammered whoever he could!

    Back to haiku for lovinglifeinaustin:

    Austin weirdness is
    not overblown; can't ever
    have enough BJs!
    Last edited by Fancyinheels; 07-10-2019 at 03:58 PM.

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    Sixty nine plus one
    A tonguing buffet for some
    Her, her and I cum

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    Ladyj and I
    Counting our cums one to five
    One two three four five
    James
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    Splendid verses, lads! Who knew the Hobby was so poetic!

    Bedroom frolics make
    wicked weekends wonderful!
    Let's all get it on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fancyinheels View Post
    Splendid verses, lads! Who knew the Hobby was so poetic!

    Bedroom frolics make
    wicked weekends wonderful!
    Let's all get it on!
    WEEKDAYS too!

    Fancy, I nominate you as the poet laureate of our Hobbyverse.

    James
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    Cool I reckon Ol' JS can give it a go.

    ****, tricks, and weirdos
    Chicanery and bullshit
    Something's gotta give...

    Dang! That may be a bit of a dark view of the hobby. I put fingers to keyboard and that's what the mind of Ol' JS came up with. I wonder what that says about me?

    Thoughts?

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    Well, this WAS a positive thread purely for lighthearted entertainment... chuckle. Alas, perception, presentation, and/or experiences in our immoral pursuit can on occasion be demoralizing, and no argument that there are numerous examples of bad behavior. However, thankfully there are still many, many, MANY honorable participants in P4P fulfilling their lustful fantasies as promised and without drama.

    Back to less-depressing haiku meter:

    Desire for hire is
    carnal convenience, a treat
    to reward yourself.

    And one more:

    Alluring draw of
    animal magnetism;
    pussy and doggy.

    And another limerick (which really IS a city in Ireland), just because I'm a Celtic lass and like them:

    There once was a lass from old Limerick
    ready and willing to give a lick.

    She sucked on the stones,
    tongue-polished the bones,
    and paid for her cottage with dick!
    Last edited by Fancyinheels; 07-13-2019 at 11:52 AM. Reason: typo

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    Awesome Fancy thanks for the positive spin on things

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    Cool Ol' JS should never be taken too seriously!

    I certainly espouse a "cheeky" brand of humor regarding all aspects of this hobby.

    Let's give it another go.

    Tender pink buttholes
    Keep Ol' JS in the game
    You rockin' a #BHILF?

    I reckon that's a bit on the lighter side. It is the best Ol' JS could do on this short a notice.

    #NBHLB

    Peace, Love, and #BHILF

    JS
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    Alien Let me see what I can come up with...

    Rat shit, bat shit. Dirty old twat.
    69 douche bags tied in a knot,
    Eat shit, lick clit, Gonorrhea goo;
    We are team OH2, So, Fuck You Uncle LEO!
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    ^ YUK!!! That's a visual image I could do without, VG, especially over lunch!

    Another limerick:

    There once was a Hobby cafe
    that kept all our hungers at bay.
    Its name was H2,
    a place where we knew
    we could eat at the bawdy buffet!

    And a haiku:

    What's on the menu?
    Yummy DATY and Blowjobs!
    Table or take-out?


    Last edited by Fancyinheels; 07-15-2019 at 11:16 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fancyinheels View Post
    ^ YUK!!! That's a visual image I could do without, VG, especially over lunch!

    Another limerick:

    There once was a Hobby cafe
    that kept all our hungers at bay.
    Its name was H2,
    a place where we knew
    we could eat at the bawdy buffet!

    And a haiku:

    What's on the menu?
    Yummy DATY and Blowjobs!
    Table or take-out?


    Fancy you are amazing!
    James
    Loving life in Austin



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    A little haiku ditty I sent to a woman yesterday as a reminder of our date today...she tends to oversleep and sometimes misses appointments.

    Mark your calendar
    And then set your alarm clock
    See you tomorrow

    James
    Loving life in Austin



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