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  1. 07-03-2019, 06:23 PM #1
    knottyman
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    my hobby haiku

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    SUCK MY DICK!!
    ...needs a lil work
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  2. 07-03-2019, 08:24 PM #2
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    Chuckle. Here's one in the classic 3-line style of 5-7-5 syllables:

    Lovely lass on knees
    looks up lustfully, and then
    swallows mightily.
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  3. 07-03-2019, 08:39 PM #3
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  4. 07-03-2019, 09:12 PM #4
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    ^ Silly sir, that's a limerick, not a haiku!

    There once was a lad who was proud
    of his cock, which was hugely endowed.
    The shadow he cast
    was so joyously vast
    he crowed like a rooster quite loud!
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  5. 07-03-2019, 09:19 PM #5
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    I know mine wasn’t haiku. I just like limericks. I hope that didn’t qualify as a highjack.
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    Just don't hijack my Fancy original poetry here, chihuahua copyrighted.

    A wee woof stands in the sun
    barks at a tree, takes off at a run.
    A squirrel chatters in protest.
    Who guards the nuts?

    But to keep this Hobby-oriented...

    Quick, chick, lick my wick!
    I will bone you with my stick!
    Make my dick stiff and thick!
    Then the cash you may pick!

    Chuckle.
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  7. 07-03-2019, 09:49 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fancyinheels View Post
    Just don't hijack my Fancy original poetry here, chihuahua copyrighted.

    A wee woof stands in the sun
    barks at a tree, takes off at a run.
    A squirrel chatters in protest.
    Who guards the nuts?
    Ok, back on topic. A James original haiku just for you.

    Mod Fancyinheels
    Keeps us old mongers in line
    Then feeds her wee woofs
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  8. 07-03-2019, 09:54 PM #8
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    Hahaha!

    Goodnight, lads!
    Goodnight, lassies!
    May Irish fleas
    not bite your assies!
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  9. 07-04-2019, 02:00 AM #9
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    This shit is crazy
    My dick is hard as a rock
    I need some release.
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    Damn. I just accidentally prematurely haikued myself.
    Anyone got a Kleenex.
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  10. 07-04-2019, 08:27 AM #10
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    Dayum knotty......you have way to much time on your hands
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  12. 07-04-2019, 09:44 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by hardroad69 View Post
    Dayum knotty......you have way to much time on your hands
    Time isn't exactly what's on my hands.
    I still need that Kleenex!
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  14. 07-07-2019, 06:58 AM #14
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    Such talent!!! By all of you!!! I'm impressed;) :D
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  15. 07-10-2019, 09:44 AM #15
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    My Haiku for this thread......

    Knotty is funny,
    Fancy is very pretty,
    Both, pretty funny!



    Respectfully,

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