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  1. 07-03-2019, 06:23 PM #1
    knottyman
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    my hobby haiku

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    SUCK MY DICK!!
    ...needs a lil work
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  2. 07-03-2019, 08:24 PM #2
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    Chuckle. Here's one in the classic 3-line style of 5-7-5 syllables:

    Lovely lass on knees
    looks up lustfully, and then
    swallows mightily.
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  4. 07-03-2019, 09:12 PM #4
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    ^ Silly sir, that's a limerick, not a haiku!

    There once was a lad who was proud
    of his cock, which was hugely endowed.
    The shadow he cast
    was so joyously vast
    he crowed like a rooster quite loud!
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    I know mine wasn’t haiku. I just like limericks. I hope that didn’t qualify as a highjack.
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    Just don't hijack my Fancy original poetry here, chihuahua copyrighted.

    A wee woof stands in the sun
    barks at a tree, takes off at a run.
    A squirrel chatters in protest.
    Who guards the nuts?

    But to keep this Hobby-oriented...

    Quick, chick, lick my wick!
    I will bone you with my stick!
    Make my dick stiff and thick!
    Then the cash you may pick!

    Chuckle.
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