How To Tell If You Need A Nicer Incall

[Oralist]

1. There are two homeless guys fist fighting in the parking lot.

2. There is a homeless woman on the other side of the Incall fence. She has a plastic cup and is rooting around in the flower beds.

3. The Incall fence is topped with razor wire.

4. There is a homeless person's shopping cart just outside the parking lot.

[Guest 081220-1]

When you have to advise potential clients to take a shower at home before coming over due to no water at the hotel and a toilet plumbing issue. True story, won't share details though but I never asked again for a meet. A bad incall taints a provider's reputation big time.

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

When the incall’s bathroom makes a gas station bathroom look like a high tech white room. :-)

[Oralist]

When there is a 6 or 8 in the name of the establishment.

[Universal]

Men that can make people laugh ...... Yessssss. I wouldn't kick him out of my bed.

[Anna Nikkole]

How have you been Oralist?

[Little guy]

When you clients don’t want to park their cars there.

[Guest 072519-1]

When you clients don’t want to park their cars there.

Lamo… I wouldn't be any place that my friends cars are not safe. That usually would mean that I am not okay either. My place has private parking/outside cam ect. I always wondered why gents take risks at these places.

[DocHoliday]

Oh where do I start?

1. When SWs and people who appear to be under the influence of a forbidden topic are hanging around in the PL and staircases.

2. When I’m laying on the bed getting a BJ and I get distracted by trying to count the roaches on the ceiling.

3. When I go to flush the evidence and find a turd floating in the toilet because the toilet is backed up.

4. When I pull in the PL and some thugs are attempting to collect a “parking fee.”

5. When the door opens and I can smell piss before entering the room and gang related graffiti is painted on the external walls of the motel.

6. When I have barely put the car in park and Patell is already knocking on my window wanting to know why I am there.

7. When homeless people are living in cardboard boxes and on a heavily soiled sofa in the PL.

8. (Edited forbidden subject. - gfe)

9. When the sewer line clean out cap has been removed and raw sewage is draining into and running through the PL.

10. When motel management is selling condoms, disposable douche, toilet paper and cock rings in the motel office.

I could go on but this is some of the more memorable ones over the years.

[Guest 011723-1]

Eww^

[GFElvr]

when the maids are selling you condoms

[TexasRiley]

1. There are two homeless guys fist fighting in the parking lot.

2. There is a homeless woman on the other side of the Incall fence. She has a plastic cup and is rooting around in the flower beds.

3. The Incall fence is topped with razor wire.

4. There is a homeless person's shopping cart just outside the parking lot.

Lmao oh my goodness..... too funny.
Id say stop going to hood for cheap pussy and then judging their surroundings. Lmao youre the one contacting them. I would say unless you're going to fit the bill for whoever this person is to move then you shouldn't necessarily judge their situation.

This makes you sound like a real jerk. And I feel sorry for whoever it is. Not only do they live in not such a good area and they have to deal with that every day but now they have a trick to Post online publicly about how they stay in an area that doesnt match this guys suburban lifestyle.

Again stop looking for Budget pussy in rough areas.
Keep in mind you are illegally buying pussy while worrying about what other illegal things are going on around the area it's kind of a catch-22

[TexasRiley]

Lamo… I wouldn't be any place that my friends cars are not safe. That usually would mean that I am not okay either. My place has private parking/outside cam ect. I always wondered why gents take risks at these places.

Exactly!!!
They take a resk for the cheap pussy and then come online to post about it it's just insane.

[skittlez]

When a guy cannot stand full height in the trailer...

and the 'bed' is really a tri-fold, fold-out couch...

with supports that "crack loudly" when pressure is applied -

...and the AC is cold by the vent only - and humid everywhere else

been there, done that... (recently) SMH

[Drealman832]

The replies in this thread have me rolling lmao (and they also reinforce my preference for outcalls)