Dirty Talk During A Sesh

[DaChef69]

Just say Daddy is All good.
Lol
Dirty talk is good. Fake moans and fake dirty talk is not good.

[Guest 011723-1]

You mean like this?
https://youtu.be/ucqi4kDPC3c


Actually like a little dirty talk when it's appropriate, from either side.

Lmao! tff

[kerwil]

https://youtu.be/ucqi4kDPC3c

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! I'd have to throw that bitch off of me!

[Slitlikr]

Cum for me baby.

No.

[The Water Company ~]

That shit makes me nut more. Cover your eyes.

Mmmmmm

[The1Slayer]

[CubanAva]

I was a dirty talker pre-pro, but now it's a bit hard to get it going without being self conscious. If it is requested, I will oblige enthusiastically! If it is a regular, it has been known to just happen. Possibly because it's easier to guage them and the comfort level allows for it.
I think gents should keep in mind that my brain is functioning at a lower capacity during stimulating acts and I may say something ridiculous and end up laughing audibly against my will (i am THAT funny) so if you request it, be sure you can handle the nonsene that may come with it.

[Moondoggie281]

Turn On or Turn Off?

I can be a bit shy at times (I know I know *face palm*) lol but I love to hear a man talk me through an O. That just makes it so much more powerful!

It is a must if I’m going to get my second nut! They don’t come easy these days a just a little encouragement really makes all the difference.

As for talking you through and “O” that can be difficult when my nose is buried in your pussy...but I’ll try!

[DallasRain]

I luv luv luv dirty talk....hell I even know a few dirty phrases in pig latin lol

[mathguy]

I think gents should keep in mind that my brain is functioning at a lower capacity during stimulating acts and I may say something ridiculous and end up laughing audibly against my will (i am THAT funny) so if you request it, be sure you can handle the nonsene that may come with it.

Ya I've heard some funny stuff over the years.

One time she was like:
"Omg, fuck, yes, fuck me, fuck me harder, OMFG! You like fucking my little pussy with your fat dick? Mmm, yesss, (deep breaths) huhhhhh, huhhh, keep going, like that, omg, omg, fuck me, fuck me....fuck my dick with that pussy!". <---- ????? lmao

Wait. Say what???

Laughter breaks out from me, she snickers briefly, then quickly says, after the snicker/laugh & covering her face in embarrassment, through super heavy breathing, "come on, <my name>, don't stop, ahhhhh, huhhhhh, <huge audible breaths>, <squealing>, keep fucking me, I'm cumming, don't stop, I'm cummmming.....OMG!". Etc.

But yeah that was a funny one hahaha. I totally get what you mean. ��

[Fancyinheels]

Funniest dirty thing I ever heard, years back, right in the middle of the action, "Oh, yeah, that's a good beaver! Let me dam it up with my mighty dick!" For some reason I started thinking about forest fires and Smokey the Bear (deep wood getting hot?), and couldn't stop giggling. The geyser erupted anyway.

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

Funniest dirty thing I ever heard, years back, right in the middle of the action, "Oh, yeah, that's a good beaver! Let me dam it up with my mighty dick!" For some reason I started thinking about forest fires and Smokey the Bear (deep wood getting hot?), and couldn't stop giggling. The geyser erupted anyway.

That’s funny. Somehow it reminded me of the Dutch boy plugging the dike...but not with his finger. Maybe I’ll use that line on my next date.

[Lainey Love]

Hilarious

[That Guy]

I can do with or without it. I have a ridiculous sense of humor so if it gets too outrageous, I’ll probably bust out laughing. Also, I don’t cuss so that makes it pretty much impossible for me to talk dirty. Lol.

[Kandii_Kane]

Ya I've heard some funny stuff over the years.

One time she was like:
"Omg, fuck, yes, fuck me, fuck me harder, OMFG! You like fucking my little pussy with your fat dick? Mmm, yesss, (deep breaths) huhhhhh, huhhh, keep going, like that, omg, omg, fuck me, fuck me....fuck my dick with that pussy!". <---- ????? lmao

Wait. Say what???

Laughter breaks out from me, she snickers briefly, then quickly says, after the snicker/laugh & covering her face in embarrassment, through super heavy breathing, "come on, <my name>, don't stop, ahhhhh, huhhhhh, <huge audible breaths>, <squealing>, keep fucking me, I'm cumming, don't stop, I'm cummmming.....OMG!". Etc.

But yeah that was a funny one hahaha. I totally get what you mean. ��

Omg I am crying 🤣🤣🤣

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Funniest dirty thing I ever heard, years back, right in the middle of the action, "Oh, yeah, that's a good beaver! Let me dam it up with my mighty dick!" For some reason I started thinking about forest fires and Smokey the Bear (deep wood getting hot?), and couldn't stop giggling. The geyser erupted anyway.

Omg no 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

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This post definitely gave me the laugh my lil ass was looking for 🤣🤣🤣