Don't believe everything you read about me!

[Guest 121219-1]

Someone said my butt weighs 2 tons! Not true!

It's only 1 ton now because I lost a ton of weight! Literally!

And I only facesit with the intent to crush a man's skull if I think he is a blight to humanity. But sometimes I fuck up, and he's still walking around. Sorry about that, ladies. I try!

All the men I adore get the nice version, which is pretty sweet. At least that's what they keep telling me...over and over again...

Now, me and my 1-ton butt will be here, in case you're in the mood to lick it, stick it, kiss it or miss it!

[DocHoliday]

The haters are going to hate and believe whatever they want anyway. I would not worry about your haters if I were you. I suggest you start an ignore list and put your haters on it. Let them go wallow in their own hate and anger. Now go have a good time.

[Universal]

I know plus size models are making big money. Real men don't listen to cock blockers. Everyone will try a piece of the pie

I like your truthful spirit

[Luvzlife]

KC and its environs are happy and fortunate to have you here. Ignore the name-caller and whatever merry band of sycophants he attracts.

<smooch>

Now, me and my 1-ton butt will be here, in case you're in the mood to lick it, stick it, kiss it or miss it!

[Guest 121219-1]

KC and its environs are happy and fortunate to have you here. Ignore the name-caller and whatever merry band of sycophants he attracts.

<smooch>

Well, he doesn't ATTRACT anyone! haha

Thanks, doll!

[Guest 121219-1]

The haters are going to hate and believe whatever they want anyway. I would not worry about your haters if I were you. I suggest you start an ignore list and put your haters on it. Let them go wallow in their own hate and anger. Now go have a good time.

Oh honey, you know I have a good time wherever I go!

And I figure as long as he's fucking with me, the neighborhood children are safe...

[DallasRain]

Just be confident in who you are is my motto

[Guest 121219-1]

I know plus size models are making big money. Real men don't listen to cock blockers. Everyone will try a piece of the pie

I like your truthful spirit

And I LOVE yours, mami!

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Just be confident in who you are is my motto

Girl, I laugh all the way to the...

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

[Guest 121219-1]

Went to that concert in 1978, bought the t-shirt, wore it proudly with my fat bottom and my G cups!!

If you got a flaming gay man singing about woman's fat arse, you know that booty is kryptonite!

P.S. 70s-era pic attached for my beloved CK--because I know his weiner has a thing for redheads!

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[Lovinglifeinaustin]

Went to that concert in 1978, bought the t-shirt, wore it proudly with my fat bottom and my G cups!!

If you got a flaming gay man singing about woman's fat arse, you know that booty is kryptonite!

P.S. 70s-era pic attached for my beloved CK--because I know his weiner has a thing for redheads!

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I never got to see Queen live. I’m jealous. Great band.

Love your pic. So long ago. Where did the time go?

[DallasRain]

Lol Fat Bottom Girls is the ringtone I have set for my daughter. Lol

[Guest 121219-1]

Lol Fat Bottom Girls is the ringtone I have set for my daughter. Lol

That is awesome! I bet she loves it!

[Guest 121219-1]

I never got to see Queen live. I’m jealous. Great band.

Love your pic. So long ago. Where did the time go?

All my life, I've blown my money on food, music and books. In my old age, I've added companions to that equation!

Here's my song of love to you, James. Time passes by. Make it count, sexy.

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

All my life, I've blown my money on food, music and books. In my old age, I've added companions to that equation!

Here's my song of love to you, James. Time passes by. Make it count, sexy.

Beautiful song, thank you.