you want what?????????????

[tkdbf]

I have to agree with you on that one Lexi. If either of them were so into why try to involve someone else. Doesn't he have his own shit he can eat without having to digust a fine lady like you?

[dilbert firestorm]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dallas4u @ Mar 26 2009, 12:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats gross..lol...is that sorta like a "brown shower"????[/b]

um there is a name for that. its called Scat shower.

[dilbert firestorm]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dirty diana @ Mar 26 2009, 12:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

rotflmao @ brown shower!!


hey, i made a dallas sandwich ;)[/b]

what&#39;s a dallas sandwich? did you eat some cowboys on that bread???? :D

sorry I had to delete one of your emoticons, it seems that this board as emoticon quota limit.

[offshoredrilling]

dallas4u
I liked your topic so well. That I started the same in NY coed with a link to this thread. Hope you don&#39;t mind. I started it off with the below statement.



Let start with not ME. At a bar in town(OK AC), I got to know some of the providers well. To the point of some kiss and tell.

One guy would drive from a near by State to said bar in a ambulance. Would ask provider to do it with him in the back of the ambulance in a body bag. :huh:

And there was the guy who had a little collar on his peepee with a leash that came out his fly. Would ask a provider to walk him around the bar to meet the other providers. Providers would fight over who got to pull his string. :blink:

Then there was 2 A-hole&#39;s that would try to get providers to go out on Lake Ontario, to do it on there boats. Opps I is one of them there A-hole&#39;s( bad english was intent ). :D

[CRISTYCUPP'S]

I had a date where a guy was into Autoerotic asphyxiation
( The simplest explanation is that lack of oxygen causes lightheadedness, reducing inhibitions and enhancing the sexual pleasure)

He had me sit on his back while he was up on all 4&#39;s...like a pony ride.
and then squeeze his throat with a belt to cut off his air while he jerked off.

it was weird but fast, lucky he didnt die! I had no idea what I was doing.

[dirty diana]

lucky he didnt die! I had no idea what I was doing. " -cristy cupps

thank GOD! i couldn&#39;t imagine that body in prison. you&#39;d be raped by a gang of lesibans ASAP! ! and NOT in a good way, like by hott & sexy chicks. no, no. i&#39;m talking queen latifah in set it off lesbians! :o



it just wouldn&#39;t be good for ANYone lol! i&#39;m sure the guys here would agree :P

[tkdbf]

I do agree with you DD, that would be terrible. Now if she was to get sexed up by a bunch of hot chicks, I&#39;d want a front row seat to that show.

An ex of mine like being chocked. It wasn&#39;t anything crazy though. She liked her neck squeezed really hard just before she was about to cum.

[CRISTYCUPP'S]

:unsure: OH NO ! Not the broomstick in the shower scene!! help help!!

[atlcomedy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lexilove @ Mar 26 2009, 03:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

I had a guy contact me from New Orleans willing to pay me $500 if I would let him
EAT MY SHIT!!!!
For once in my life I was speechless.
I decided to investigate this further by asking him a few questions, such as...

1) I stay in the same room for several days, how would I do this without making a mess?
His response, he would bring a large sheet of plastic

2) I&#39;m a regulated kind of girl, I have a certain time I use the facilites in this manner,
I can&#39;t shit on demand...
His response, He would bring an enema for me to use

I told him NO THANKS and where to go!!!!

About 2 months later I was visiting Nashville and another sick F*** contacted me about this same fetish!!!!

I don&#39;t believe there is anything more disgusting than someone wanting to eat someone elses SHIT!!!

Lexi[/b]

There is a saying/expression to the extent of "If I could suck my own dick, I&#39;d never leave the house...."

If this guy gets off on eating shit, why waste his time/money on Lexi&#39;s and just mix up a batch of homemade.

[atlcomedy]

I just finished up an awesome afternoon with a UTR lovely and after a few "rounds" we laid in bed and talked about all of the weirdos in and on the fringe of this hobby. It really reminded me a lot of this thread.

[atlcomedy]

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/adg/1095200484.html

Female to make a cup of tea nude, No Contact, $300

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Date: 2009-03-27, 6:12PM EDT



As simple as it is odd. Remove all of your clothes, prepare a single cup of tea, get dressed again. Ten minutes tops.

Cash in advance. No filming, no photography, no commercial aspect. I&#39;m just a polite and appreciative thirty-something craigslist perv who likes tea. And, um, nudity.

Thanks for considering, if you are.

You really can&#39;t make this shit up!

[tkdbf]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (atlcomedy @ Mar 27 2009, 05:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/adg/1095200484.html

Female to make a cup of tea nude, No Contact, $300

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Reply to: gigs-fqpj6-1095200484@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-27, 6:12PM EDT



As simple as it is odd. Remove all of your clothes, prepare a single cup of tea, get dressed again. Ten minutes tops.

Cash in advance. No filming, no photography, no commercial aspect. I&#39;m just a polite and appreciative thirty-something craigslist perv who likes tea. And, um, nudity.

Thanks for considering, if you are.

You really can&#39;t make this shit up![/b]

Just my guess but I would be willing to bet that once he gets someone there he&#39;ll be looking for more than just tea.

[CRISTYCUPP'S]

no tea for two? shoot thats no fun!
I always like to offer a gent at least 1 steaming hot cup of coffee LOL !