From your experience can be funny/embarrassing moments
From your experience can be funny/embarrassing moments
Embarrassing moment, I was working for an Escort agency in my late 20's and I went to the wrong hotel room accidentally. Rushing caused me to get the last two numbers backwards.
Arrived on time, knocked on his door & he answers with a "hello"..... I walked in with confidence & explained the agency wanted me to call once in the room.
The man questions me, "What agency"?
I'm thinking he is playing games & tell him, you wanted a brunette with big tits....He replies, "what man wouldn't want that" ?
So, I immediately ask him ...do you remember which agency
you called?
He promises no such phone call took place to any agency.
I realized my error .....was in the wrong room.
The horror on my face was from a Stephen Spielberg movie and he figured out what kind of agency when I said, OMG.. I'm in the wrong room.
Well, he didn't want me to leave and found me very friendly.
I don't know about funny but I know that almost every single one of us providers have had the guy that cums right when you're putting the condom on. Lol happens more than youd think.
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I had a gent wayyyy back in new mexico
I was at a cheaper hotel w outside doors...he asked me if he could bring his dog in...I looked at his car and it was a small car so I thought it must be a small dog so I said sure...welllll it was a goddamn cocker spaniel!
He stayed on the floor by the foot of the bed...when the guy was cumming,he was being really loud n scarey sounding,so the damn dog started barking and growling and trying to jump on the bed...the guy thankful got up fast and got dressed and got the hell outta there!
He called me a month later for a date..I told him no way...lol
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Chained to my bed
My kitty smothering him
& Tickling him
LADY SAVAGE
Houston Incalls & Outcalls 300-60 minutes of pain n’ maybe pleasure
(STEP 1:) PM yur 3 fuk’n references; hobby phone; name
(STEP 2:) Schedule for a fuk’n Meet & Greet
(STEP 3:) Or you don’t fuk’n see me.
DONT LIK HOW MANY TIMES I SAY “FUK”?
THEN GO FUK OFF!!
LADY SAVAGE
Whoa, lady savage indeed!Originally Posted by LadySavage
Chained to my bed
My kitty smothering him
& Tickling him
LADY SAVAGE
Purrrrr miss savage lol
If I may tell on myself............one night I was at XTC and Melissa was working. Anybody who knew Melissa would know she was a 10, absolutely beautiful and a body to match. A pure knockout.
She did her none full service sessions by warming up some lotion and carefully using her hand making it feel like you are 'inside' her. The illusion was off the charts and I lasted maybe one minute. She kind
of looked at me like 'huh?' Except for the one minute 'dance', I would've made Peter North proud. I was extremely embarrassed and thanked her for a great time, then left.
I had a guy not too long ago who sniffed my feet & came LOL.. I was like well that was fast...
providers would report a miniature seizure on my behalf.
He came for an oral polyglot session.
I barely licked 1 ball and he blew.
The funny part is he said
he can't get past the first 3 letters let alone 3 languages. Lol
We spent the other 29 minutes of his hhr appt just talking...
Oh my goodness... I would have a panic attack.
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