OMG, and quite the client. Not sure how many guys would still be "in the mood" if I said, "Hold that thought while I go on a scavenger hunt for things I should have already had!"
Been there, done that. Never got a t-shirt. Just kidding...or am I!
Thanks for the avatar compliment, sugar. I'd do her.
BTW, OP. I looked into your FSA comment, and it looks like the only sexually-related items you are able to purchase are condoms, ovulation predictors and pregnancy tests. Bummer! I'd love for lube to be on that list!