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    Chinese 'sperm-collecting' machine


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    Any chance of a portable version? Heh.

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    Seems like a total waste of technology to me. Obviously the Chinese don’t use it. How many Chinese citizens are there?? I will pass and stick with the real Chinese AMP ladies.
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    But can it make a sammich?
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    Is it adjustable,Do short guys have to stand on box,Tall guys have to squat down? LOL.Pass will stick to ladies or my hands.LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1andonlyboardman View Post
    But can it make a sammich?
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    My mouth is better than that machine. LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gfejunkie View Post
    Any chance of a portable version? Heh.
    Bahahaha

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    I prefer BBBJNQNS or BBBJNQBS myself. That’s why I’m here. Y’all can have the blow-up dolls, Robot Women and Jack-off machines.
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    The Asians been sperm collecting every time you go to one of your fav "spas" LOL.. when they throw your mess in the empty bleach bottle when you leave LOL..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oralist View Post
    I prefer BBBJNQNS or BBBJNQBS myself. That’s why I’m here. Y’all can have the blow-up dolls, Robot Women and Jack-off machines.
    Good point. Heh
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