MEN: Describe the PERFECT EXPERIENCE!

[Mona Lotte]

What does a perfect experience with a provider look like? :) Details, details, details please!!!!!

[Guest 051123-1]

She is insatiable, and at midnight she turns into a pizza and a 6-pack

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

Just like the date I had today! One of my favorites.

She was on time. Dressed beautifully. Great mood. Smiles, hugs and kisses. Friendly conversation. Delicious bbbj and hj. Daty, K9, Cowgirl, and miss until I busted (that alone is unusual). Afterward, snuggles and more delightful conversation.

The ultimate GFE. Perfect!

[Tx210boi]

i like when she is welcoming and friendly

good attitude

not under influence of drugs or alcohol during encounter

freshly showered and nicely dressed (for me it shows she cares and put time getting ready to make it good experience)

a clean incall (no beer cans or dirty laundry and clothes everywhere and bed is made not all messy due to client she may had before me)

good iop during our sessions with moans and alot of dirty talk
(not mechanical a turn off)

lastly which some providers forget is providing offering a shower, clean wetwipes or towel after session is done.

[typhoon663]

i like when she is welcoming and friendly

good attitude

not under influence of drugs or alcohol during encounter

freshly showered and nicely dressed (for me it shows she cares and put time getting ready to make it good experience)

a clean incall (no beer cans or dirty laundry and clothes everywhere and bed is made not all messy due to client she may had before me)

good iop during our sessions with moans and alot of dirty talk
(not mechanical a turn off)

lastly which some providers forget is providing offering a shower, clean wetwipes or towel after session is done.

What he said. Someone who seems to be really happy to see you and continues with that throughout the session. Someone who has some ideas about what they want to do to you, but will also take some direction. You don't have to be real, but you need to be able to fake it well enough so I can't tell that you are (I'm a guy, I'm easy to fool).

[doglegg]

Hmmm, a perfect experience....

Ok, but remember, you asked.

A toy box full of Nerf basketballs, baseballs, footballs.

A good mix of cucumbers, squash (to include butternut) and eggplant.

Toys designed for deep, serious conversation.

A headboard and footboard that can handle restraints without squeeking like Rosanne Barr singing the national anthem.

An imagination that realizes peanut butter isn’t just for toast or sandwiches.

Having a banana split means not having to leave the kitchen or bedroom.

Knowing that eating pussy or sucking dick still fits into a vegan lifestyle.

There you go - my version of the perfect experience. I will let you imagination fill in the details.

[BruceWayneTNA]

i like when she is welcoming and friendly

good attitude

not under influence of drugs or alcohol during encounter

freshly showered and nicely dressed (for me it shows she cares and put time getting ready to make it good experience)

a clean incall (no beer cans or dirty laundry and clothes everywhere and bed is made not all messy due to client she may had before me)

good iop during our sessions with moans and alot of dirty talk
(not mechanical a turn off)

lastly which some providers forget is providing offering a shower, clean wetwipes or towel after session is done.

I echo this gentleman’s remarks...

[Universal]

She is insatiable, and at midnight she turns into a pizza and a 6-pack

Lol !!

[DJinSATX]

I've only had 2 experiences, one bad and one good. The bad was literally there to do the job with no interest in me and only conversation was about how bad her life was. The good made sure to make me feel like I was in control of the whole situation and made me feel like a man. I know it's a job and we are your "hobbists" but it's part of the job to act/be interested in us. Both of these companions said they were gfe but only the second that actually cared and had really attempted to ask what I liked and needed was a true gfe.

[ck1942]

Fortunately, for me, there never has been a PERFECT experience!

In my hobbying career, many, many great experiences, and, of course, many, many less experiences, and, fortunately, not too many really bad experiences.

Some regretful experiences.

A few WTFWIT (WTF was I thinking!) experiences, and, way more than I like to admit WOT&M (waste of time & money) experiences.

Here's my thinking about "perfection."

I will definitely know it when I have it, and, likely after the next few experiences, be forced to quit the hobby because "if that was the very best and nothing later on can ever achieve perfection, why keep trying?"

That said, "good" experiences, "great" experiences, "wonderful" experiences, "marvelous" experiences and "memorable" experiences are certainly noteworthy and help extend my hobbying career.

ijs