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  1. 03-06-2009, 01:15 PM #1
    Dagny D.E.W.
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    Brought from the old place:

    WOMAN'S POEM
    Before I lay me down to sleep
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep
    one who's handsome, smart and strong.

    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When i spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.

    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.


    MAN'S POEM
    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
    with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
    and a golf course.

    This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a crap
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  2. 03-06-2009, 05:33 PM #2
    Gentleman8888
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    Oh Dagny,

    D.E.W. you really think that all of us are like that??? Some of us wish for a good hunting lease to go with the golf course...

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    Women will never be equal to men..
    until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are     sexy!

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  3. 03-06-2009, 08:29 PM #3
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    "huge boobs who owns a liquor store
    and a golf course". .....and can cook!

    Miss you Dagny!
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  4. 03-06-2009, 09:07 PM #4
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    Y'all don't forget the boat!
    Damn glad to be here!
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  5. 03-07-2009, 08:04 PM #5
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Gentleman8888 @ Mar 6 2009, 04:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Oh Dagny,

    D.E.W. you really think that all of us are like that??? Some of us wish for a good hunting lease to go with the golf course...

    G8888[/b]
    wished i had written it but just something I printed off the other board, but if I had... i wouldn&#39;t have forgotten hunting.

    maybe a big enough lease that it has a huge stocked pond in the middle of it too :)
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  6. 03-07-2009, 08:45 PM #6
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    That would work wonderfully, as long as you don&#39;t forget Tess&#39;s boat.

    Hmmmmm, underneath Dagney.....nice place to be. Guess that I will have to try a FBSM one day....
    Women will never be equal to men..
    until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are     sexy!

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  7. 03-08-2009, 10:37 AM #7
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    Amen!!! Ms. D.E.W---- i agree whole heartedly to that prayer!!!!
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