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    Stinky Celebrity reminds me of a Story about Escort with B.O

    A rapper got something to say about Cardi B(pasted & copied,)

    It was cool but Cardi B’s twerk wind had the whole set smelling like dead raccoons. I know she a blood but shorty smell like blood too. It was sad because she too fine and real for that” says Blueface.

    In case you are wondering, "twerk wind" is the rush of air that is released when a woman twerks her butt. Blueface allegedly suggested that the air behind Cardi's twerking butt was foul smelling.

    A infamous provider told me a funny story about a provider/friend that had a similar B.O. situation. She placed chairs around her bed to barricade the area, she didn't want her stinky friend sitting on her bed. Awkward when she didn't want to hurt her friends feelings

    How would you tell your friend they have B.O?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Universal.Hoe View Post
    A rapper got something to say about Cardi B(pasted & copied,)

    It was cool but Cardi B’s twerk wind had the whole set smelling like dead raccoons. I know she a blood but shorty smell like blood too. It was sad because she too fine and real for that” says Blueface.

    In case you are wondering, "twerk wind" is the rush of air that is released when a woman twerks her butt. Blueface allegedly suggested that the air behind Cardi's twerking butt was foul smelling.

    A infamous provider told me a funny story about a provider/friend that had a similar B.O. situation. She placed chairs around her bed to barricade the area, she didn't want her stinky friend sitting on her bed. Awkward when she didn't want to hurt her friends feelings

    How would you tell your friend they have B.O?
    LOL! Good thread.

    Every once in a while I have to tell my wife that her breath smells like she’s been snacking from the kitty litter box. Humor helps to get the point across nicely.

    When I was in the army there was a guy in my unit that decided he didn’t want to bathe any more. Since he was from my home town, I was elected to be the guy to tell him to shape up and bathe. He complied. The consequences of noncompliance were dire.

    If you’re a provider with a smelly client, and you don’t want to be direct, you can suggest that you start your date with a shower for two.
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    Please take note that in this Line of work we have read >MANY< threads about body odor and a man or woman can't fix a problem if they aren't told. I don't agree with hiding something that could jeopardize a person's income. As a reminder, I wouldn't want someone on a public interview telling the world about something that could have been told in person behind closed doors in a direct way. I was at my real job recently. & was thankful a customer told me about smelling spoiled food, sure enough after further inspection someone put leftovers in the lobby trashcan. Everyone should have the opportunity to change a situation to better prepare themselves for positive engagements instead of tiptoeing around a business encouter

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    First of all, EVERYONE needs to understand that they need to show up for an appointment freshly showered. If it is a client or Provider and they stink, you need to make it clear that no activities with take place and the meeting is terminated if the offender does not immediately go shower and use mouth wash. There is no reason that either party should suffer through a funk filled meeting when it's totally preventable.

    Before leaving to any meeting I shower thoroughly; brush my teeth; put on deodorant; apply a body spray; shave and dress with clean, unsoiled clothes. I expect the lady I'm meeting to also be clean and fresh smelling. If I show up and the lady has body odor, I figure she is also going to have other odors. I will politely say I don't think you had sufficient time to prepare for the meeting and see see my way out of the door. If she persists, in wanting a reason, I will tell her that I detect body odor on her and I suggest she schedule appointments far enough apart that gives her sufficient time to be properly prepared to see clients.

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    I completely agree. We >all deserve the truth in some way even if garlic is used in most spaghetti sauces. Several cases of both men/women not saying anything or people missing the subtle hints to improve on their hygiene smell. I love pasta & use mouthwash on the regular but I make it a point to be freshly showered before every session

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    Yeah, nothing turns me off quicker than someone who smells bad. I'm very fastidious about hygiene and being clean and expect the same from any lady I spend time with.

    I've been fortunate that I have never encountered a provider with that issue.

    Now don't get me wrong, I'm fine when we end up lying in a puddle of sweat and cum when we're done and maybe we start smelling a little ripe. But we should both start off smelling fresh.

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    ^ Thanks for everyone's input, I would want to know !!! Making money is a business and we have to put our >personal feelings aside and have room for hearing positive advice

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