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    Quote Originally Posted by DocHoliday View Post
    I know this guy from Louisiana who said he looks forward to that time of the month. He said that he buys like a dozen oysters. Then he shoves them a half dozen at a time, into his wife’s love tunnel and leaves them there for like 30 minutes. Then he eats them out of his wife’s love tunnel. He says they come out warm, salty and covered in “special sauce.”

    Personally, I will pass but to each their own.


    damn that some nasty shit.

    and if thats the shit he freely admits, i'd hate to know his fucking secrets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DocHoliday View Post
    I know this guy from Louisiana who said he looks forward to that time of the month. He said that he buys like a dozen oysters. Then he shoves them a half dozen at a time, into his wife’s love tunnel and leaves them there for like 30 minutes. Then he eats them out of his wife’s love tunnel. He says they come out warm, salty and covered in “special sauce.”

    Personally, I will pass but to each their own.

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    I have no problem providing while it is my time of the month if the guy doesnt mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DocHoliday View Post
    I know this guy from Louisiana who said he looks forward to that time of the month. He said that he buys like a dozen oysters. Then he shoves them a half dozen at a time, into his wife’s love tunnel and leaves them there for like 30 minutes. Then he eats them out of his wife’s love tunnel. He says they come out warm, salty and covered in “special sauce.”

    Personally, I will pass but to each their own.
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    Quote Originally Posted by canihitit View Post
    damn that some nasty shit.

    and if thats the shit he freely admits, i'd hate to know his fucking secrets.

    I just had to LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DocHoliday View Post
    I know this guy from Louisiana who said he looks forward to that time of the month. He said that he buys like a dozen oysters. Then he shoves them a half dozen at a time, into his wife’s love tunnel and leaves them there for like 30 minutes. Then he eats them out of his wife’s love tunnel. He says they come out warm, salty and covered in “special sauce.”

    Personally, I will pass but to each their own.
    Omg.. Just omg.. I will have nightmares from this
    A raw oyster reminds me of mucus i spit up when im sick now you add blood to it ughh... Just ugh..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DocHoliday View Post
    I know this guy from Louisiana who said he looks forward to that time of the month. He said that he buys like a dozen oysters. Then he shoves them a half dozen at a time, into his wife’s love tunnel and leaves them there for like 30 minutes. Then he eats them out of his wife’s love tunnel. He says they come out warm, salty and covered in “special sauce.”



















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    %$@#*, you people have ruined oysters for me forever!

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    backs out real quick covering my eyes

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    Oysters belong on the half shell on ice with spicy cocktail sauce. Or lightly breaded and deep fried. Not shoved up a bloody pussy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oralist View Post
    Oysters belong on the half shell on ice with spicy cocktail sauce. Or lightly breaded and deep fried. Not shoved up a bloody pussy!

    Ugh.. TMI
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    Guys, if you're already a fan of the female condoms, also know that you can confidently enjoy things even during her time of month. Just don't watch her remove it..

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    It is, perhaps, a bit early in the a.m. to view this topic, but a couple of thoughts present:

    1 -- thanks to all for staying on topic

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    Aside from the challenging appearance and smell, pussy feels the best during her time of the month (it’s naturally moist and primed for pumping action)

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