Hung Chow calls into work and says, '' Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.''
The boss says, ''I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.''
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. ''I do what you say and feel great. I be at work soon . . . you got nice house.''