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    Wish my wife charged for sex....

    On their wedding night, the young bride
    Approached her new husband and asked
    For $20.00 for their first lovemaking
    Encounter.
    In his highly aroused state,
    Her husband readily agreed.
    This scenario was repeated each time they made
    Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a
    Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
    She needed.
    Arriving home around noon one day, she was
    Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
    During the next few minutes, he explained that
    His employer was going through a process of corporate
    Downsizing, and he had been let go.

    It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
    Another position that paid anywhere near what
    He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

    Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
    Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling
    Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
    By the
    bank which was worth over $2 million,
    And informed him that they
    Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.


    She explained that for more than
    Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
    These holdings had multiplied and these were the
    Results of her savings and investments.

    Faced with evidence of cash and investments
    Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
    Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
    'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
    I would have given you all my business!'

    That's when she shot him.

    You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
    To keep their mouths shut

    Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
    But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!

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    Hey OP, did she say how much of that 3,000,000 was given to her by her clients and NOT her old man???
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    Quote Originally Posted by LA Man View Post
    You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
    To keep their mouths shut
    Nor keep their fingers off the keyboard.

    Good story.

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    Cone on Batman, have some fun here. Laugh a little. It does the soul good.
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    I encourage more ofthe jokes, thanks for making me laugh

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    Too funny...

    But the math does not add up for me:
    40 years x 365 days = 14,600 days
    Even if we go big and say she earned 300k in interest meaning she deposited 700k over the 14,600 days
    700k divided by 20 = 35,000 sexual acts with the wife over 14,600 days
    Or stated differently that is 2.3 times a day every day for 40 years...
    Any guy married for 5-10 years knows that is pure fantasy and after 15-20 years it is a flat out lie because she ain’t giving him any sex, even on Valentines, birthdays or Christmas.

    As the old guys told me 30 plus years ago...”Son every time your girlfriend/fiancé gives you some put a jellybean in a jar, then after you get married take a jellybean out and eat it every time you get some. We promise that you will have a lot of jelly beans left over when you die”. No truer words have ever been spoken. Lol
    OP this was still a funny joke and I had a good laugh.

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    I would love more jokes, Thank you

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