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    Shine Da Great laying da foooking pipes!

    So Shine Da Great had an overnight 2 days ago with a sexy provider. You know I got bravado and talk a great game. We saw a movie, ate, played spades then got down to business. Of course she wanted to see the Shine hustle so I did it for her naked. Then got down to business. Foooking terrible performance. I skeeted in like three minutes. She didn't orgasm. So I tried to daty her to orgasm, I'm usually good at that, and she still didn't cum. I was so embarrassed because I talk cash shit. And she looked at me with such a disappointed look. I basically said foook it and watched a movie. Tried to foook again and skeeted in one minute. I rolled over ashamed and we just went to sleep. The next morning I wanted some pus but I was to concerned about foooking up, I just kissed her, got room service and we left. So Shine Da Great needs help in his oral skills please and how to keep this Mandingo going for more than 3 minutes. Thanks. Tooodlez...

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    The provider won big time. Just sayin'.......
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    Watch a few old Porn movies with John Leslie, the master of Cunnilingus. Apply his techniques and you'll become a DATY Black Belt.
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    I think he wares the country western belt with the BIG SHINEy buckle...

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    I think each lady has her own prefferred method.some prefer the kitty as a whole licked ( inside and out) where as some like it just the top..some just dont enjoy it period.. To them its akward for them they put too much thought into whats happening.. And some just have lost all sensitivity from the overuse of toys..( kinda hard to compete with a vibrating toy thats used on a constant basis) and some just simply dont care for it period, its just never been on their program (some truly only get off from actual penetration)


    As for lasting longer durex makes a special brand called prolong. Ive heard it helps quite a bit according to feedback. And as weird as it may sound coming from a lady since you obviously pump up quickly maybe let one out in the bathroom beforehand..
    Hope maybe this helps
    Last edited by lovelyxxxo; 01-21-2019 at 02:58 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovelyxxxo View Post
    I think each lady has her own prefferred method.some prefer the kitty as a whole licked ( inside and out) where as some like it just the top..some just dont enjoy it period.. To them its akward for them they put too much thought into whats happening.. And some just have lost all sensitivity from the overuse of toys..( kinda hard to compete with a vibrating toy thats used on a constant basis) and some just simply dont care for it period, its just never been on their program (some truly only get off from actual penetration)


    As for lasting longer durex makes a special brand called prolong. Ive heard it helps quite a bit according to feedback. And as weird as it may sound coming from a lady since you obviously pump up quickly maybe let one out in the bathroom beforehand..
    Hope maybe this helps
    Id love to know what your preference is Caroline. Hoping to meet you soon beautiful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joecango1 View Post
    Id love to know what your preference is Caroline. Hoping to meet you soon beautiful.
    Im a man in the boat type girl.. Myself i dont personally find sticking your tongue in the whirlpool a requirment..with the waves starting soft and gentle slowly gaining waves

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    Get you some Lexapro and Viagra. I’ve heard that is a combo porn stars use. I had a buddy that was cumming to quick with his new girl so I gave him that advice. I had some old 20mg lexapro and told him to break em in half and take em for a couple of days. Then see his girl. He said he took 3 of those 20 mg viagra’s and had taken that lexapro the last 2 days. He said he felt like the man. He said he dont know what the problem was lately but was coming way too fast. He said they got after it and he really satusfied her. Went to dinner and came back and popped and 20mg viagra and went after it again. He said he felt like the man. He called me the next day and said you hooked a brotha up. I was taking the lexapro for another reason and it got to the point where it was taking me too long to come and my erections were not as strong. I talked to the doctor and he gave me the viagra to help with that. I got the generic 20mg Viagra by asking for a script of Revatio. That is a medication for a lung issue but the generic for it is sildenafil 20mg. The doctor prescribed it 3-4 times daily. So I got a 100 of em on insurance for $5.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovelyxxxo View Post
    Im a man in the boat type girl.. Myself i dont personally find sticking your tongue in the whirlpool a requirment..with the waves starting soft and gentle slowly gaining waves
    Mmmm how about we go with girl in the boat. Your girl in the boat was great Caroline!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joecango1 View Post
    Mmmm how about we go with girl in the boat. Your girl in the boat was great Caroline!
    Aww thanks next time well put the jacuzzi to use.it was great seeing you. I def look forward to next time. Have a lovely evening hun.

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