Robert Kraft just legitimized tricks everywhere. Until him, we only had Hugh Grant to fall back on.

Robert Kraft's recent charge shows just how much tricking is a natural part of a normal man's appetite, and not just for dirty sleazy grease-balls, but also for the rich and powerful upper class.

Robert Kraft is the owner of the New England Patriots, the owner of Gillette Stadium, and CEO of the Kraft Group, and he's worth over $6 billion.

So...if you ever get busted, you can always say, "well, it can happen to anybody, even ROBERT KRAFT got busted" (YES!).

Another cool thing about Robert is that he shows that it's okay even for a billionaire to go cheap on w h o r e s (beautiful!), unlike that frivolous-spending bald-headed dumbass Eliot Spitzer who spent thousands on a single woman (fuck him! He's a bad role model). Even Hugh Grant only spent $50 for a BJ.

We tricks all owe some amount of gratitude to Robert Kraft for taking it on the chin for us, and for finally taking the heavy torch away from Hugh Grant's tired hand after bearing it for over two decades.