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    A Short Gun Story...

    A guy walks into a crowded bar, waving his pistol around and yelling, "I have a 45 caliber, Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber, and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife!"

    A voice from the back of the room called out, "You're gonna need more ammo..." Lol
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    LOL!

    you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she’s holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lovinglifeinaustin View Post
    LOL!

    you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she’s holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
    Unless that gun is nice and fleshy and that just means she wants to unload it!! Bang, bang!!
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    Good point.
    But for the record, if she’s holding my gun, it’s just Bang. No bang bang. No MSOG here. Chuckles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lovinglifeinaustin View Post
    Good point.
    But for the record, if she’s holding my gun, it’s just Bang. No bang bang. No MSOG here. Chuckles.
    Happy holidays.
    Well, my Dear, hope whoever holds your gun knows how to make it last long time!! Wink, wink!! Merry Christmas!!
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    Merry Christmas sweetheart.
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    That is why it's called "Banging" and not "BangBanging."
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    And while we’re on the subject...

    Please don’t use the phrase “short gun.” The little feller is already self-conscious as it is. js

    I hope everyone enjoyed their Christmas and still has enough cheer left to ring in a new year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lovinglifeinaustin View Post
    And while we’re on the subject...

    Please don’t use the phrase “short gun.” The little feller is already self-conscious as it is. js

    I hope everyone enjoyed their Christmas and still has enough cheer left to ring in a new year.

    Why, Darling...I was going to say "Shot Gun" for packing a punch!! Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by LNikki View Post
    Why, Darling...I was going to say "Shot Gun" for packing a punch!! Lol
    Much better. Little Richard says thanks. Happy new year sweetheart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lovinglifeinaustin View Post
    Much better. Little Richard says thanks. Happy new year sweetheart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexandraSand View Post
    Who are you calling 'Little?"
    It keeps him in his place. You’re too kind.

    Happy new year love!
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    I like this one. Ha ha ha.

    Hope you you are having a great day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowboysteve View Post
    I like this one. Ha ha ha.

    Hope you you are having a great day.
    This one was for you sweetheart!! Lol
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