Chinese 'sperm-collecting' machine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAZfHHi58AU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAZfHHi58AU

Any chance of a portable version? Heh.

Seems like a total waste of technology to me. Obviously the Chinese don’t use it. How many Chinese citizens are there?? I will pass and stick with the real Chinese AMP ladies.

But can it make a sammich?

Is it adjustable,Do short guys have to stand on box,Tall guys have to squat down? LOL.Pass will stick to ladies or my hands.LOL

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Originally Posted by 1andonlyboardman

But can it make a sammich?

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:bouncing:

My mouth is better than that machine. LOL.

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Originally Posted by gfejunkie

Any chance of a portable version? Heh.

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Bahahaha:cheerleader:

I prefer BBBJNQNS or BBBJNQBS myself. That’s why I’m here. Y’all can have the blow-up dolls, Robot Women and Jack-off machines.

The Asians been sperm collecting every time you go to one of your fav "spas" LOL.. when they throw your mess in the empty bleach bottle when you leave LOL..

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Originally Posted by Universal

Bahahaha:cheerleader:

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Lmao.. oh shit. They are back to back !!! :toiletrevenge:


Portables :towel:

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Originally Posted by Oralist

I prefer BBBJNQNS or BBBJNQBS myself. That’s why I’m here. Y’all can have the blow-up dolls, Robot Women and Jack-off machines.

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Good point. Heh

Woah lol wth