Originally Posted by
doglegg
So yeah, many, many, years ago when it was possible to get laid for free...I hooked up with the First Ex-Mrs Legg’s best friend “Freedah” (possibly not her real name) and let’s just say that after numerous assignations, this one particular time she decided to mark ‘her’ territory (heavy, distinctive perfume) as she knew I had to be home at a certain time.
Yep, pulled into the gas station and driving an old truck that bled enough oil to seek triage, I rummaged around the engine bay getting oil, grease, dirt, etc., on my hands rubbed around my neck, on my face, and then added a few dashes of 87 octane No Lead to round out the scenario.
It seems the old truck had a problem with the fuel line. This was before cell phones and explained the lateness and need for an immediate shower.
It did not, however, explain a certain shade of red lipstick in the front of the tightly-whities.Luckily, I caught that as I undressed and those got stashed and then throw away.
So, NO perfume thank you very much, and no I won’t be using your Fresh Daisy shower gel even if offered.
Just plain old Dove soap, or even better, HEB sells a no fragrance hypoallergenic shower gel for newborns that really has zero fragrance.
The current Mrs. Legg has a sniffer that could be used by the DEA and KNOWS about the old gasoline behind the ears trick.
Altbier, NaomiJoy has my stamp of approval as well.