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I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
If you think you’re the smartest person in the room, find another room.
"Parents don't want justice. Parents want quiet!" - Bill Cosby
It's better to have loved and lost then to never love at all
No matter where you go... there you are.
Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught.
Honore de Balzac
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
......Well........Bye
Do or do not. There is no try.
Master Yoda
I’m your huckleberry and that’s just my game.
Doc Holliday
Accuse the other side of that which you are doing.
Joseph Goebbels
Think of the press as a great keyboard on which the government can play.
Joseph Goebbels
Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.....Babe Ruth
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough......Mae West
Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes you smile.
-Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
-Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
-Mark Twain