A deaf mute guy walks up to a foursome on the first hole, hands one of the players a card that says:
“I am a deaf mute, playing as a single, may I play through?”...
The guy that gets the card is a real dipshit, he shakes his head no and points the deaf mute to go back.
A few holes later the dipshit is standing in the fairway and gets hit in the back by a golf ball.
He turns around pissed .........and sees the deaf mute holding up four fingers.....