Good rental and good suv ?

Hi Guys and Gals,
I have been looking for a decent rental with no luck.
Does anyone know of a good affordable rental? I need at least 2 bedrooms and prefer a house but apartments do work. I XXXXXXXXX dont necessarily need to host to the Bob Marley fest. I like quiet and peaceful and enjoy exercise and doing yoga at home.
I dont have pets and am very clean.
I am also in the market for a new suv. I prefer roomy and must fit a bicycle. I love bicycling and take frequent trips all throughout Texas. So, it should have room for my bicycle and or yoga matt and barbecue. I appreciate all your help. I am open to cash financing barter or like...:) PM me or text me at 8303273735.