Difference between a man and a woman

Brought from the old place:

WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man, who's not a creep
one who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,
When i spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and a golf course.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a crap

Oh Dagny,

D.E.W. you really think that all of us are like that??? Some of us wish for a good hunting lease to go with the golf course...

G8888

"huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and a golf course". .....and can cook!

Miss you Dagny!

Y'all don't forget the boat!

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Oh Dagny,

D.E.W. you really think that all of us are like that??? Some of us wish for a good hunting lease to go with the golf course...

G8888[/b]

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wished i had written it but just something I printed off the other board, but if I had... i wouldn&#39;t have forgotten hunting.

maybe a big enough lease that it has a huge stocked pond in the middle of it too :)

That would work wonderfully, as long as you don&#39;t forget Tess&#39;s boat.

Hmmmmm, underneath Dagney.....nice place to be. Guess that I will have to try a FBSM one day....

Amen!!! Ms. D.E.W---- i agree whole heartedly to that prayer!!!!