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Escort Etiquette
Escorts don't sell sex.
Escorts don't talk about sex.
Leave the money on the dresser in plain view.
Don't talk about sex.
Have ID available on the dresser, or available.

In order to enjoy the services of an escort, you need to learn how to discuss their services correctly. In order to discuss anything intelligently, you need knowledge. Escorts do not sell sex! As a matter of fact, you can pretty much insure a really bad experience with any escort if you ask her how much it would cost to have sex with you.
Leave your money on the dresser. All escorts will tell you what they expect in pay, before they get there. So don't make the escort ask you for money.
Don't talk about sex!
Have your ID available, if asked, for the escort to examine if she/he chooses. If you don't trust your escort enough to see your ID, then you need to look elsewhere for companionship. Escorts will be so much more comfortable with you and you will have a better experience if you follow this advice.
Enjoy your date.
Privacy vs. Verification
You need to have anonymous email accounts for the internet, you need to use aliases for chat with that great looking companion you have a crush on, but you need to allow escorts to verify who you are.
If an escort can not determine that you are not a form of oppressive puritan society, then they either cannot see you, or they take a chance on meeting an undesirable client, or a member of some kind of harrassing government agency.
This just makes everything more expensive, and less pleasant. If your escort never has to deal with no-shows, police, bad apples of any kind, then she/he will provide better service, and will be less expensive.
What's the real cost?
This is why I think escorts are the best value in the world for adult companionship.
A typical date with a woman/man that is as attractive as escorts usually are consists of very expensive components.
Clean Car $15.00
Tank of Gas $20.00
Flowers $35.00
Dinner w/ Wine $100.00
Comedy Club w/ Drinks $75.00
Cost = $245.00
Result= Hug and now you have to play the game for 2-3 weeks!