WASN'T HORNY BUT I NEEDED SOME EXCITEMENT! Name the new position!
Right there, in the middle of a "sweet spot" having lunch and virtually no honeys dropping by to chat.
Of course, it might have been the draggin' lady at the table; she does love the eye candy and sometimes has been known to lick on a few -- or two.
Dollar dance time and we might as well have been in Siberia (or maybe '09 zip) so I had her mount my shoulders (me still sitting) to "raise our profile" just a bit.
And lo and behold the first honey approached. A little bewildered, but eager to play the game since each of us offer a buck.
Up she came standing in front of me, offering my head & shoulders gal pal attention.
What was I doing ... down below !
You name it!
