Anyone wanna rent a duplex in uptown DALLAS 100$ per day?! Beautiful house! Privacy!

I am currently renting half of a FULLY FURNISHED duplex in uptown. I am paying 100 per day. 100$ a day to NOT have to deal with hotel staff and crazy maids thinking they are supposed to report back everything they see or suspect. No nosey neighbors! PRIVACY!!! I rent the upstairs half of the duplex. Which has 2 bedrooms (each bedroom currently has 2 full & queen beds in them), 1 bath, living room (w/1 pull out sofa bed, sofa, chair & loveseat, dining room (w/table and chairs), breakfast nook(w/ table and chairs),full kitchen, laundry room (w/washer and dryer)& a patio and dbl backyard/garden... The downstairs is the same (minus the stairs) PETS ARE ALLOWED! Stores are within walking distance and the neighborhood is a good one! I haven't noticed a real police presence since I've been here and I've been here about 2 weeks now! If anyone is interested please contact me via PM or at 469.213.0299 since it's just a day to day rental (although longer term is fine as well) there is
NO BACKGROUND CHECK!
NO CREDIT CHECK!
NO CONTRACT!
NO HASSLE!
I love it here & I never wanna stay in another hotel ever again!!!
The only rules are:
INDEPENDENT GIRLS ONLY (NO MANAGEMENT)
RESPECT THE HOUSE AND FURNITURE/APPLIANCES
NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE
I WILL SEND MORE PHOTOS TO ANY SERIOUS INQUIRIES!!!

Relocated from Dallas Coed to BSF. OP may place a post in the local companion-only area, as well. Coed Discussion forums, however, are not appropriate for any type of rental ads. Thanks. -- FIH/staff