How weird is this?

How weird is it that...

1. How weird is it that I fucking adore the butt crease? (Where a woman's hammy meets her ass) I love licking and kissing it.

2. How weird is it that I love thick solid thighs and thick calves? I've spent so much time worshipping, kissing and licking them. Makes me hard. I'd love to bend a woman's knee over my cock and pump away.

3. How weird is it that I would love to spread a woman's cheeks and drizzle chocolate syrup and whip cream only to lap it all back up?

4. How weird is it with the above I'd love to eat a banana out of a girl's ass or pussy?

5. How weird is it that I want to eat a slice of peach out of a woman's peach?

6. How weird is that I'd want to massage honey into a beautiful woman's body and then lick it off?

7. How weird is it that I love seeing a pulsating sphincter when a girl cums? I would love for it to grip my finger.

8. How weird is it that I love it when a woman squeezes my hands really hard and won't let go when she cums?

9. How weird is it that I love for a woman to beg for me to make her cum after teasing her?

10. How weird is it that I get really hard from making I contact while she cums?

Not all that wierd. I would love to do most of the same things to a chick.

Except 4 & 5. Really weird lol

Lmao. I know, sounds weird. But the thought of a banana or any fruit smothered in a sexy woman's juice has gotta have some merit right?

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Originally Posted by Blowmeslow

How weird is it that...

1. How weird is it that I fucking adore the butt crease? (Where a woman's hammy meets her ass) I love licking and kissing it.

2. How weird is it that I love thick solid thighs and thick calves? I've spent so much time worshipping, kissing and licking them. Makes me hard. I'd love to bend a woman's knee over my cock and pump away.

3. How weird is it that I would love to spread a woman's cheeks and drizzle chocolate syrup and whip cream only to lap it all back up?

4. How weird is it with the above I'd love to eat a banana out of a girl's ass or pussy?

5. How weird is it that I want to eat a slice of peach out of a woman's peach?

6. How weird is that I'd want to massage honey into a beautiful woman's body and then lick it off?

7. How weird is it that I love seeing a pulsating sphincter when a girl cums? I would love for it to grip my finger.

8. How weird is it that I love it when a woman squeezes my hands really hard and won't let go when she cums?

9. How weird is it that I love for a woman to beg for me to make her cum after teasing her?

10. How weird is it that I get really hard from making I contact while she cums?

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as a connoisseur of asses that crease over the hamstring to leave a tan line -- these are called butt smileys, and they are the sexiest thing in the world.

apparently the term originates from tanning beds, but i've been unable to determine its original meaning besides perhaps the lines looking like a smile under the butt.

if there's any providers that currently possess butt smileys and reading this -- i hope you'll PM me so we can set something up

Probably as weird as most women ��..☺enjoying that..Fucking Hot, you sexy tease��

Yum.

��that's hot!

Long Licks,
Deep Throat Sucks
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How weird is it that ALL of THAT turned me on 😈🔥

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3. How weird is it that I would love to spread a woman's cheeks and drizzle chocolate syrup and whip cream only to lap it all back up?

hell yeahhhh yummmy!!


I get turned on by a mans sexy tight sculpted calves!!

I don’t think it’s weird

That’s awesome that you know what you like

I’m weird because I like BBFS and I’m not ashamed to admit it

Somebody admitting that they like BBFS on OH2 is like somebody saying they will vote for Trump in 2020

This is the land of weird, thank goodness. We should accept everyone’s weirdness.

scientific dopamine euphoria is weird science :nerd:

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Originally Posted by Securitized

I don’t think it’s weird

That’s awesome that you know what you like

I’m weird because I like BBFS and I’m not ashamed to admit it

Somebody admitting that they like BBFS on OH2 is like somebody saying they will vote for Trump in 2020

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aye, just to let you know.... ENJOYING and /doing/ BBFS are two different things, sweety... like, who tf doesnt like the forbidden sweet sweet fruit of a good ole fashioned shower sans raincoat BUUUUUUUUT I just have /LESS/ of a desire for a gonorrhea, syphillis and herpescocktail... soOOoOOooo... risk vs reward ratio is not quiiiiiite high enough, just in MY opinion, but I'll speak for myself.

I don't think anyone will knock you for your "weirdness" since we're all horndogs here. But I just realized I've never licked chocolate syrup and whipped cream between a woman's cheeks and that's now something I MUST DO before 2019 ends haha

Mmmm I have an ass that luvs to be worshipped.....you can jizz on..and do food play on

Weird is what life is about...have fun with whatever you like to do!!

I see nothing weird at all with any of this

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5. How weird is it that I want to eat a slice of...

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How weird is it that I was totally expecting you to say pizza? Peach threw me off...

Most providers think my kinks are weird, until I stick my tongue in some of their dark places...

WARPT...plzzzz keep stickin that tongue in MY dark places!!!!!!!!!!

kink on my friends!!

I love to eat banana from the lovespot!!!!!!!

Doesn't sound weird at all sounds like a yummy food fetish session

sounds like a great list to me

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Originally Posted by TexasRiley

Doesn't sound weird at all sounds like a yummy food fetish session

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riley, would love to eat a banana (or just about anything else) from your ass!

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Originally Posted by DallasRain

WARPT...plzzzz keep stickin that tongue in MY dark places!!!!!!!!!!

kink on my friends!!

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I prefer the same with you Dee, until you make me stop!

chocolate syrup and bananas ? should we had strawberrys as well?

Not weird......Just different.....and different is the spice of life

Unless I have already. I love the back of a girls knees. Soft to lick and kiss...amonst other things.