Q: What is the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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Q: What is the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
I hate when that happens!
Actually its when you try to use your off hand and it plays coy and refused you.
Hi,
ahehehehehehheheh....it happpens to us ladies too....aheheheheh
Sincerely,
Velvet
Mine want's dinner and a movie first
<span style="font-family:Verdana">Absolutely Hilarious! I need a great laugh today.
Thanks Guys!</span>
I'm thinking that the Ultimate rejection is when the hand is attracted to someone else. But the 'yuck factor' there is too great to contemplate. I note that merely in the interest of sound logic.
If you alternate between hands, does that make you ambi-sexual?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TheMax9 @ Feb 1 2010, 05:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>Quote:
If you alternate between hands, does that make you ambi-sexual?[/b]
Probably means you're a cheater :)
ROFL....ok again....coffee drinking and Dennis....bad combination!!!
NO No!
it does not make you a cheater or ambi-sexual............
It makes you a percussionist.
You have the single stroke:
L R L R L R L R L R
or the double stroke:
LL RR LL RR LL RR
or my personal favorite when I want some strange, kinky, excitement, the paradiddle:
LRLL RLRR LRLL RLRR
Wet, get the Hatachi Magic Wand - it won't quit on you unless the electricity goes out!!! :D
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Gipper @ Feb 2 2010, 08:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>Isn't that the cheat code on contra on the old nintendo?Quote:
L R L R L R L R L R
LL RR LL RR LL RR
LRLL RLRR LRLL RLRR[/b]