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Ok, so I’m driving into Austin, I look to my left and what do I see??? I see some huge woman, 300+ pounds in a small car (aren’t they always?) driving down the road, face fucking herself with a dilldo!!! I mean, WTF are some people thinking...that nobody is going to see this stupid shit???? Some people need to wake the fuck up!!! Ever hear of impaired driving?? This may qualify as impaled driving!!
I know about Keep Austin Weird but damn!!! Just venting.
Be careful tsunami doesn't have this thread tagged as being rude and insulting!!!!!!!
Damn near spat out my free Starbucks laughing so damn hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by DocHoliday
I couldn't imagine a cop pulling her over for reckless driving and public endangerment with a motor vehicle.
220, you can’t make stuff like this up. :doh:
No joke....
File this under "World Gone Crazy"
Pics or it didn’t happen. Lol
NOTE: Using a handheld device while driving is illegal.Quote:
Originally Posted by notevenclose2
I may have had to risk a ticket for that shit
Lol omg. Im at a loss for words
LMAO...
Maybe she was preparing herself on the way for a DT outcall
Or maybe she's in training for the Olympic women's freestyle cockworship trials. In which case she wouldn't be on the way to an outcall, because she needs to maintain her amateur status.
LOL @ “impaled driving”Quote:
Originally Posted by DocHoliday
That. ^^^^^^ is a real possibility. Good foresight VL.Quote:
Originally Posted by VikkiLyn