New service:

I'm making available a new service to the lovely providers which I session with. For NO fee at all, I will trim or cut the manufacturing and size tags out of your sexy lingerie. You will look like perfection in your next date or photo sesh. Bra's, panties, cami's,teddies- no job to big or small, I do it all. This has been a PSA.
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Chuckle and grin.

^^^She caught on, so did I.:lol:

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Originally Posted by Universal

^^^She caught on, so did I.:lol:

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congratulations

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Originally Posted by A.Handfull

I'm making available a new service to the lovely providers which I session with. For NO fee at all, I will trim or cut the manufacturing and size tags out of your sexy lingerie. You will look like perfection in your next date or photo sesh. Bra's, panties, cami's,teddies- no job to big or small, I do it all. This has been a PSA.
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Since I don’t session with you, how much to cut my tags???? OMG!!! I’ve been needing this FOREVER!!! Do you do shoe tying as well? What about opening jars???

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Originally Posted by A.Handfull

I'm making available a new service to the lovely providers which I session with. For NO fee at all, I will trim or cut the manufacturing and size tags out of your sexy lingerie. You will look like perfection in your next date or photo sesh. Bra's, panties, cami's,teddies- no job to big or small, I do it all. This has been a PSA.
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Do you wash the bottoms of their bare feet, actually fasten the garters to the stockings because that is apparently a bitch of a task, or scrape the sale stickers off the bottoms of the shoes because it seems there may be a market for this minutia.

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Originally Posted by Valentina Voluptua

Do you wash the bottoms of their bare feet, actually fasten the garters to the stockings because that is apparently a bitch of a task, or scrape the sale stickers off the bottoms of the shoes because it seems there may be a market for this minutia.

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Lmaooo. It’s SUCH a bitch. I’d rather peel someone’s sunburned skin.

I think I touched a nerve.

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Originally Posted by A.Handfull

I think I touched a nerve.

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No. You had an excellent idea. Shark tank material.
Some of these womens need to get up and fix they mens sammiches. Golly gee they're getting uppity!

Do you also clean used gum and doggy doo off shoe soles?

Ill try anything once

Yes, but do can you open those stubborn pickle jars?! ;)

Perhaps you could broaden your client base by not only cutting off the tags. But also replacing them with one's that say "size 2".
I would also invest in bathroom scales that only go up to
119 lbs.
GOLDMINE!!

Man I needed this laugh tonight!

Also, any skill in removing the stickers from dishware?

Omg i completely overlooked all those things...good job squad.. hehehe