Review: Date: 1-27-10
Provider: Carmen
Phone or Pager: 972-814-4139
Email Address:
URL / Website:
http://houston.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/7341390
City: Houston
State: Texas
Area / Address: 610
Appointment Type:
Provider Category: IND
Activities: HJ, CFS
Session Length Scheduled: 15 min
Fee: .50
Total Paid: .50
Was Tipping or Upselling an issue? YES
Was the Description you were given accurate? Somewhat...1 of the pics looks exactly like her, the one where she's standing up...the others are off
Hair Color and Length: Black, medium length
Age: 21
Race: AA
Perfume/Fragrance: no smell
Smoking Status: Definite smoker, had to ask her to put the cigarette out so I wouldn't smell like a pool hall
Where did you hear about this provider: BP
Provider`s Body: Very nice body, plump ass, about an 8...pierced face, about a 7
What was the Provider's Attitude like? Cool @ first, asked for the $ upfront, then rushed
Comments:
I'll first start off by saying that all the signs were there that I should have left well enough alone. I called Carmen around 11:30 and set time to see her around 12 noon. She tells me to go to a certain corner and then call when I get there. I call and she tells me to look for a certain residence, I ask her about the name of it and she says "No, that's not it!" (Actually, it was it but she didn't even know the name of her own place). We got disconnected and I was never able to get her back on the phone. I called 4 times, even texted her and she wouldn't return my calls. Common sense told me to leave at that point, even though I was pissed that she wasted my time.
I go eat lunch further down the road and she finally texts me back and makes up some lame excuse about her going down to the washroom to wash some laundry and didn't take her phone with her. Says I can come back if I choose to. Thinking with the little head I agree to go back to the same place she told me was wrong in the first convo I had with her. She gives me the room number and off I go to it.
I get inside and realize she's a smoker as soon as I walk in because I can smell it and she picks up a cig and starts puffing. Very nice looking girl, I'm thinking...but I need to have her put that out. She puts out the cig and asks what session I want. I didn't have a lot of time any longer so I chose the 15 minute session. We both get comfortable and I lie down on the bed. She comes over and starts a semi-good HJ. I ask about a BJ and she then tells me that a BJ is not included in the 15 minute session. Huh? OK, so we get past that and I'm still not getting Lil' Ice to cooperate the way I want him too. I guess he was turned off by the upsell and non-GFE style. She did allow me to at least do the Kerwil-style "booty hump" to see if I could get Lil' Ice to stand at attention and he did just as I thought he would. I strap up and get going in doggystyle but at this point she's telling me that my time is almost up. WTH? You give me the run-around and now you wanna rush me? That whole clock-watching thing sent Lil' Ice back down to being at ease. She let me try and get it back up but was still basically pushing me out the door by telling me that my time was up.
She's on ok girl, but could be better if she improved on a couple of things...1. Stop smoking when clients come by unless you've identified them as smokers as well. 2. Stop the clock-watching, it's not good for business if she wants repeat customers. 3. Her ad needs to specify that her quick rate doesn't include a BJ of any type.
Would you recommend this Provider to others? Because of the run-around she gave me and the clockwatching...HELL NO!!
thanks IC
She is close to my workplace and I thought I too would do the 15 min thing.
Not !
Cheers[/b]