roses are red
violets are blue
SUCK MY DICK!!
...needs a lil work
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roses are red
violets are blue
SUCK MY DICK!!
...needs a lil work
Chuckle. Here's one in the classic 3-line style of 5-7-5 syllables:
Lovely lass on knees
looks up lustfully, and then
swallows mightily.
^ Silly sir, that's a limerick, not a haiku!
There once was a lad who was proud
of his cock, which was hugely endowed.
The shadow he cast
was so joyously vast
he crowed like a rooster quite loud!
I know mine wasn’t haiku. I just like limericks. I hope that didn’t qualify as a highjack. :threadhijacked::giggles:
Just don't hijack my Fancy original poetry here, chihuahua copyrighted.
A wee woof stands in the sun
barks at a tree, takes off at a run.
A squirrel chatters in protest.
Who guards the nuts?
But to keep this Hobby-oriented...
Quick, chick, lick my wick!
I will bone you with my stick!
Make my dick stiff and thick!
Then the cash you may pick!
Chuckle.
Hahaha!
Goodnight, lads!
Goodnight, lassies!
May Irish fleas
not bite your assies!
This shit is crazy
My dick is hard as a rock
I need some release.
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Damn. I just accidentally prematurely haikued myself.
Anyone got a Kleenex.
Dayum knotty......you have way to much time on your hands:twothumbs:
You can like me.
You can fight me.
But if the 2nd, you can bite me!
:lol:
Such talent!!! By all of you!!! I'm impressed;) :D
My Haiku for this thread......
Knotty is funny,
Fancy is very pretty,
Both, pretty funny!
Respectfully,
OldSarge