Old Age

[FootLong]

On a local radio station the DJ read a report that said "researchers say old age begins at 27".

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He decided to throw the question out to the audience. A female caller, obviously a nurse, said "Old age is when you can no longer have sex without Viagra".

I like her definition better. But I am sure others on this board can come up with better definitions...

[dennisrn]

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^{<div align='center'>Oh ==> and by the way FootLong ----> Happy Birthday!!</div>}

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[GneissGuy]

You&#39;re only as old as the women you feel.

[Mokoa]

And then there is the saying...

Age is a hell of a price to pay for Maturity.

[ck1942]

I keep hearing that 70 is the new 50.

Gotta tell the doc to adjust my hearing aid next physical.

Now if I can only remember what Ijust typed!

LOL!

"Youth is wasted on the young!"

[PennyLane]

Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional. B)

[aljan]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (FootLong @ Mar 16 2009, 06:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

On a local radio station the DJ read a report that said "researchers say old age begins at 27".

:blink:

He decided to throw the question out to the audience. A female caller, obviously a nurse, said "Old age is when you can no longer have sex without Viagra".



I like her definition better. But I am sure others on this board can come up with better definitions...[/b]

I think that lady had it wrongc should be [b]""]old age is when you can&#39;t have sex EVEN WITH Viagra[/b][/color]

[Likinikki]

"I don&#39;t feel old. I don&#39;t feel anything till noon. That&#39;s when it&#39;s time for my nap." Good ol&#39; Bob Hope! (lol) Btw, I&#39;m using size 4 font...for those of us who have a hard time reading the little print.

Hugs,
~Methuselah

[jack16232]

Old age will be when my penis falls off :o