you want what????????????????///

[DallasRain]

Ladies {or men}- whats the strangest request you have ever had?? Or asked for???

[strong bad]

I once asked the ex Mrs Strong Bad if she could actually move a little during sex so I know that she's not asleep or dead.

[metal_head]

I once has a girl at a stip club want twenty dollars per song to dance for me.

[malebolgia]

1. Had car trouble in Montrose, so I was walking over to the Autozone (2 blocks) on a Thursday afternoon. On the way, some guy stopped me and asked me if he could suck my dick! I just said, "No thank you" and kept walking. To this day, that still amazes me.

2. Had a girl at a strip club insist I give her $40 per dance afterwards. It was three dances and she was like $120. I spit my drink out with laughter and told her I would give her $60 or nothing, so she told the manager/bouncer who came over and almost tripped running away when I stood up. He asked me to leave, so she got nothing.

There are many more, just don't have time to list them...

[DallasRain]

I had to spoon feed a guy his cum once....ewwwww???!!!!

[malebolgia]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dallas4u @ Mar 27 2009, 06:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

I had to spoon feed a guy his cum once....ewwwww???!!!![/b]

Yikes... :o

[ratboy jam]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dallas4u @ Mar 27 2009, 06:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

I had to spoon feed a guy his cum once....ewwwww???!!!![/b]

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
rbj
PLEASE remind me NOT to eat any cereal in d4u&#39;s room in the morning!!

[Rezo]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dallas4u @ Mar 27 2009, 06:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

I had to spoon feed a guy his cum once....ewwwww???!!!![/b]

ugh! i think you are gonna win this contest d4u :blink:

so uhh.. yah uhm.. i got nothin on that. i just like to bone the good ol&#39; fashion way ;)

the weirdest hobby-related thing ive witnessed was listening to a female screener friend field a call from a potential john. apparently the guy wanted a girl to come over and take a dump on his chest/face/whatever. next thing i know shes calling the provider and explaining the situation and shes all like "well just take a laxative before you go over there! okay, if you dont have any i think i do"

to say the least it was a very odd conversation to watch from start to finish. i thought that sort of stuff was just in german porn

[DallasRain]

lol--that sounds wild!!!

I did have a guy in Albuquerque wear a chasity belt when he came to see me...his wife had found my phone number in his coat pocket...so she ordered him to wear it!She even had it custom fitted!!What a wuss!!!!

[bullet0]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dallas4u @ Mar 30 2009, 08:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

lol--that sounds wild!!!

I did have a guy in Albuquerque wear a chasity belt when he came to see me...his wife had found my phone number in his coat pocket...so she ordered him to wear it!She even had it custom fitted!!What a wuss!!!![/b]

So what happened? Did you pick the lock? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Guest 122309-1]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dallas4u @ Mar 30 2009, 08:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

lol--that sounds wild!!!

I did have a guy in Albuquerque wear a chasity belt when he came to see me...his wife had found my phone number in his coat pocket...so she ordered him to wear it!She even had it custom fitted!!What a wuss!!!![/b]

Did you get your donation? Inquiring minds want to know.

[DallasRain]

Yes,Yes....I had to open it with the key he stole from the better half...lol...then after we were through,I locked it back!! Boy I could write a funny book{BUT I WON&#39;T}!!!

[tikkler33]

I once had a lady ask me to leave when she saw me naked. No, wait, that&#39;s happened a LOT of times.

[Heinz5710]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (tikkler33 @ Apr 2 2009, 10:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

I once had a lady ask me to leave when she saw me naked. No, wait, that&#39;s happened a LOT of times.[/b]

I think I&#39;m doing better. At 60 the ladies are still staying. However, they have been keeping their clothes on. I&#39;ll never force a lady to do anything she doesn&#39;t want to. Life has been much cheaper for me lately. I also think that LE has been extremely hard on the spas in Houston. I&#39;m not sure that anyone who wasn&#39;t a regular customer that received FS in the past is getting any. Things go in cycles. When the economy improves and the ladies want more of our dollars, the service will improve.