IRISH BLONDE


AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at
the

casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet

twenty-thousand Euros on

a single roll of the dice.


She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel
much luckier when I'm

completely nude
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the

dice and with an
Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs

new clothes!'



As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and

squealed...'YES!

YES! I WON, I WON!'



She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her

winnings and her

clothes and quickly departed.


The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she

roll?'


The other answered,

'I don't know - I thought you were

watching.'



MORAL OF THE STORY -


Not all Irish are drunks,

not all blondes are dumb,

but all men...are men.