Two deaf people get married and during the first
week of marriage they find that they are unable to
communicate in the bedroom with the lights out
since they can't see each other signing, or read
lips. After several nights of fumbling around and
many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a
solution.

She writes a note to her husband: "Honey, Why
don't we agree on some simple signals? For
instance, at night, if you want to have sex with
me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one
time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over
and squeeze my right breast two times."

The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes
back to his wife: If she wants to have sex
with him, reach over and pull on his penis one
time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his
penis two hundred and fifty times.