Since this place is not exactly high profile and there are at least 1,000,000 other rub-n-tug joints in the Houston metro area, it would be a serious waste of law enforcement resources to use it as a honey pot for unsuspecting dudes.

More to the point, I am offended to think that anyone could believe that any cop is capable of writing prose so lyrically evocative as what I have produced. Their little fat piggie fingers can't even fit on the keyboard. It is to laugh.