a vegas story

[tcreative2]

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a
knockout-looking Vegas ****** catches his eye. He
strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the
******, "How much do you charge?"


****** replies, " It starts at $500 for a hand-job."


Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap, no
hand-job is worth that kind of money!"


The ****** says, "Do you see that Denny's on the
corner?" "Yes.
"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
"Yes."
"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"
"Yes."


"Well," says the ******, smiling invitingly, "I own
those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job
that's worth $500."


Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll
give it a try."


They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the
guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just
experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every
bit of $500.


He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is
$1,000?"


The ****** replies, "$1,500."


"I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"


The ****** replies, "Step over here to the window, big
boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I
own that casino outright. I own it because I give a
blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."


The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific
hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another
year or so, and says, "Sign me up."
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more
amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but, he
feels he truly got his money's worth.
He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one
glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the
******, "How much for some pussy?"


The ****** says, "Come over here to the window, I want
to show you something. Do you see how the whole city
of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those
beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and show places?"


"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole
city?"



"No," the ****** replies, "but I would if I had a
pussy."

[happy turtle]

Now THAT was funny.

[Big Yak Daddy]

Wow! Didn't see that coming... Very funny...BYD