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  1. 03-07-2009, 09:10 AM #1
    Big Yak Daddy
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    A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"

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  2. 03-07-2009, 01:10 PM #2
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    Or you could heve ended like "...My master puts a bag on my head, sticks me in a dark room and bangs me up against a wall till i puke!"
    "Its Not What You See, Its What You Make Of It!" -"Texas Dreamer"
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    Only thing is.....my penis is my master, not the other way round.....
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  4. 03-07-2009, 04:19 PM #4
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    YM - Your penis is your master, but your Mistress is in charge!! ;)
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  5. 03-08-2009, 01:26 PM #5
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PennyLane @ Mar 7 2009, 04:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    YM - Your penis is your master, but your Mistress is in charge!! ;)[/b]
    HAHA, good point. In the immortal words of Arsenio Hall to Markey Post:

    What do you mean women are powerless? You have half the money and all the pussy!

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