TP,

Did I...
Misquote the beautiful lady? YES, inadvertently. I'm old and my memory isn't what it used to be which is why I'm referred to as OLD Fart!

Apologize to the beautiful lady for misquoting her? YES, of course I did. I might be old, I might even be an old fart, but I'm not a stoopid old fart!

Follow through with either the "HER" or the "HORSE" referenced in the aforementioned statement? Uh, that's a BIG NO !