"By April 1, 2009 every American family will have a tax cut that will show up in their paychecks every week--enough to buy at least three bags of Dorito's per month!
There will be a tuition credit of $2,500.00--that should about cover pens, pencils and notebooks for the four years--maybe even a few books!
The money you have deposited in savings accounts is safe--the Federal Insurance is sound and secure, you will only get about .43% interest, but that money will be there!
We have a plan to help the poor fool down the street that bought a bigger house than you, even though he can't pay for it, and knew he couldn't pay for it, make his payments with our help--because after all he voted for me and you, the frugal guy that lives within his means, well we know you didn't vote for me.
I know that we shouldn't help the banks out, but, hey they have me over a barrel and they know it. This isn't about helping banks executives spend tax payer money on drapes or jets, they fund most of that out of usury interest rates and ATM fees that you guys give them willingly. No this is to socialize the banks--it worked for Germany, didn't it?
This document is not a laundry list is it a vision. . .a blueprint for. . .well more long term debt, but I can only be in office for 8 years so it will be some other president's problem when the bill is due!
Energy, Healthcare, and Education. . .I really don't have anything profound to say, i just know those are buzz words that will get you people to stand and cheer again, besides, Pelosi is back there reading her program instead of listening to me, and I want to keep her on her toes."
BLAH. . .BLAH. . .BLAH. . .Transform. . .BLAH. . .Renew. . .Blah-Blah. . .Hope. . .Blah-BLAH-Blah. . .America!"
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