Bald men have stronger sex drives....Can you tickle yourself???

[DallasRain]

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Incredibly Weird Facts About the Human Body & sex--

In ancient Greece and Rome dildos were carved out of everything they could get their hands on from wood, glass, leather, gold, silver and even animal horns.

The average man gets around seven erections a day. Sadly, five of those are in his sleep.

The average speed of ejaculation is 28 mph.

The most common fantasy is oral sex.

Men say the average erect penis is 10". Women say it's 4".

Can you tickle yourself??? How fast does "cum" fly????

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[mathguy]

Men go bald b/c of high levels of androgens (testosterone/male hormones) & the hair follicles on the head are less resistant & end up dying. Particularly the ones directly on top of the head. Therefore, no surprise why many balding men get the "horseshoe".

I think they should just shave it or buzz it. My personal pref were it me would be to do like Jason Statham (e.g. buzzed super close). It's certainly not a universal truth as there are many factors that go into sexual desire but it would help explain why on "average" there are more balding men who appear to have high sex drives (?). It would make some sense anyway. Ijs.

[knottyman]

Men go bald b/c of high levels of androgens (testosterone/male hormones) & the hair follicles on the head are less resistant & end up dying. Particularly the ones directly on top of the head. Therefore, no surprise why many balding men get the "horseshoe".

I think they should just shave it or buzz it. My personal pref were it me would be to do like Jason Statham (e.g. buzzed super close). It's certainly not a universal truth as there are many factors that go into sexual desire but it would help explain why on "average" there are more balding men who appear to have high sex drives (?). It would make some sense anyway. Ijs.

Perhaps you should try not swallowing

[mathguy]

^ Hrmmm?? What is the joke supposed to even mean? Don't get it.

Edit: Wait. Har har. That's not a homophobic joke is it? Come on bro. Don't be childish or so unsure in your sexuality. All the girls know where I'm at anyway and that I lay it down solid with some monster pipe. Their all that matters.

[DallasRain]

Hey naughty boys Y'all need a spanking? Or me to swallow ya both?? Lol

[Cajunbull]

Haha, get em!!

[DallasRain]

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The average speed of ejaculation is 28 mph

shoot it on me baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[Mitch P]

Dallas, my body is working overtime to produce as many swimmers as it possibly can so I can sacrifice them all to you on your next visit. Let’s try for 30 mph. Also I just spent one of my seven daily erections thinking about you.

[BoSox1918]

Hey naughty boys Y'all need a spanking? Or me to swallow ya both?? Lol

If swallowing made you bald, Dallas would be a cue ball!

And she's definitely not. She has a great head of hair. (and if you remove "of hair" from that sentence and replace "has" with "gives", that statement is still true)

[BoSox1918]

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The average speed of ejaculation is 28 mph

shoot it on me baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

I'm afraid since I turned 50, my ejaculate stays below the speed limit, even in school zones!

[killeeninformer2]

I'm afraid since I turned 50, my ejaculate stays below the speed limit, even in school zones!

...What is your ejaculate doing in school zones dude?