^ Whoopsy, forgot the end of my statement, I meant to say, "2 whole inches wide". Bwahaha
-MG
80% of men “think” they have a big one when it’s only average.
Just saying
who needs love when you have ******s?
home of kinky fuckery and " The Magic Pussy Trick
"The juice that's worth the squeeze"
"What in the fuckity fuck you could've had a V8!"
I have the REAL APPLE PIE
Princess SUGAR Pussy
ThreAD highjacker
I'm not for insignificant mama boys, pricks Ball Grabbing Circus Monkey, pud Pounding Shit Goblins, pudwacker, fuckfaced assholes, so gentleman may only apply. I only acknowledge people worthy of my time.
NO REVIEW POLICY *unless u check w/ me first
I’ve had ladies tell me it’s “big” “bigger than average” but that could just be IOP to boost my ego. Hah
“It’s not the size of the ship that matters, nor the motion of the ocean. It’s whether the Captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.”
Preferences/Fetishes BCD:
Submissive Provider
Sloppy BBBJ, DT, FF
CFS
Gags, ropes, toys
Choking/hair pulling/spanking (as far or hard as you’re willing to go)
Safe word: Pineapple 🍍
Personal Media (pics/vids) not to share without your permission.
Of course, if you’re not willing/into this, I can be normal too.
I'm not that big at all and you were fine with me 🤷*♂️
"It was a wedding ring, destined to be lost in a cheap motel, lost in the kitchen sink, or thrown in a wishing well." - Warm Wet Circles, on the album Clutching at Straws by Marillion.
In the 60s when cigarette commercials on TV were legal.
James
Loving life in Austin