I know it's not Hump Day, but if I don't post now, I'll forget AGAIN and the vicious cycle continues, lol

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"

Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

Why don't hillbillies like reverse cowgirl?
You NEVER turn your back on family!

Two guys pass a dog that's licking his balls. One guy says wistfully, "I wish I could do that."
The other guy quips, "Go ahead, he looks friendly!"

Hopefully will remember to further contribute on an actual Wednesday