Q: Who makes more money a drug dealer or a ******?
A: A ****** because she can wash her crack and reuse it.
Q: Who makes more money a drug dealer or a ******?
A: A ****** because she can wash her crack and reuse it.
Paying for pussy is cheaper than getting it for free.
BBBJ ONLY (NO CBJ), DFK, DATY, 69, CIM(not a deal breaker), Mish, K9, SS, CG, RCG........ GFE wanted, I DO NOT give deposits for Meets
Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A: The taste
LOL! That reminds me of another joke...
A guy went to see his doctor, complaining of stomach problems and constipation. The doc prescribed suppositories.
After a week, the guy went back to his doctor. The doc asked how his patient was doing, if the suppositories worked. The patient said: “my stomach still hurts like hell, and I haven’t taken a dump all week. For all the good those suppositories did, I would have been better off shoving them up my ass.”
James
Loving life in Austin
James
Loving life in Austin
All of this shit is too fuckin' funny!
Preferred activities: DFK, BBBJ, DATY, cuddling, COB, COA, SS
CIM is a plus, but not a dealbreaker
Types of ladies: I love ladies of all races. I've never been with an Asian woman, or Indian/Desi but want to try. I have a preference for spinners but don't mind thicker women. Love titties-big or small, love pregnant women
I'm available for providers in the evenings during the week or early morning on weekends.
I'm an AA male, late 40's.
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Text (832) 521-8617 DO NOT CALL! LOOK AT RATES FOR YOUR STATE
Fetishes are welcome and wanted. Add extra 100 for fetishes rockon:
Onlyfans over 500 photos and vids
Search for me tothemax38 💋
Ask about my 3 shooter challenge, and birthday specials!
Texas rates 500/1hr, 1000/2hr
Oklahoma, Colorado, Nebraska, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, Arkansas, Louisiana 600/1hr 1200/2hr
Maxrax38@yahoo.com
https://www.preferred411.com/P10902
James
Loving life in Austin
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Lol.....
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P411 gents please send me a pm then text me your handle. P109236
No review policy on Oh2 and all other sites.
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Available NOW in Houston
tryst.link/escort/luvjessie
P411 gents please send me a pm then text me your handle. P109236
No review policy on Oh2 and all other sites.
https://hot.com/@jessiejane
James
Loving life in Austin