I'm back from the hard part of dealing with the lost. Now to lighten it up a little.

Q: What's green and gay and flies?

A: Peter Panzy

A queer guy walks into a country bar and says in a feminine voice to the bartender, "I'd like a sp****er please." The bartender says in a harsh country voice, "We don't serve you at the bar, you have to go sit down." Just then a sweaty ranch hand walks in and says, "I'm so thirsty i could lick the sweat off a cows balls!" Then the queer says from across the bar, "Moooooo"