What can a bird do that a man can't?
Whistle through his pecker.
What's better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
What can a bird do that a man can't?
Whistle through his pecker.
What's better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
Last edited by GeorgeDRII; 11-13-2019 at 12:11 PM.
Lol 😂
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in the tub?
The nun has a soul full of hope.
James
Loving life in Austin
with jokes of my own once I have a moment to pause
Amyrya Zurisaday
Q: What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
A: I’ve never had a lentil on my face.
Q: what's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A: the taste
Q: Why did God create man?
A: Because you can't teach a vibrator to mow the lawn.
Buddha “Nothing remains without change.”
James
Loving life in Austin
Q: what is the difference between a quickie and a yankee?
A: both same thing only one is solo.
What do you call the useless flap of skin attached to a man's penis?
The Man
Kisses from Randy
💋💋Randy is defined as being in a state of sexual arousal...come see if you can make me unrandy!!💋💋
Q: What's the 4th biggest lie after, "I'll respect you in the morning." ?
A: It's only a cold sore
Q: What's the difference between a pervert and a kinky person?
A: A pervert uses a feather, the kinky person uses the whole chicken
Q: Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can appreciate them too
Last edited by GeorgeDRII; 11-23-2019 at 07:31 PM.
What do you call a ******’s fart?
Prostitoot.
James
Loving life in Austin
^^
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