Quote Originally Posted by Valentina Voluptua View Post
Public Sex: Fingerbanged on the mattress thrown in the alley behind the Rundberg HEB 10/10 would recommend.

JK

I DID get shagged in the mop closet of the Vienna Opera House once. True story. That's it for my public sexcapades. Well...there was that time I rutted like a wildebeast on the riverbank of the Snake whilst fly fishing but that wasn't really public, it was more rural. Does that count?
Omgawd you are too hilarious!